the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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