eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
