some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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