Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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