in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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