doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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