we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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