You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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