I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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