When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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