i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
