They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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