I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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