Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I want a musical about memes.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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