Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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