Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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