I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sober January is a disaster.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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