I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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