There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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