Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I will pee on everything he values.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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