did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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