Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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