she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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