Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
