I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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