just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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