grandma shit on top of the toilet
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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