OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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