yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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