party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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