Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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