He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
