I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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