the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
