hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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