We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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