seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Drunk is not a location!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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