My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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