when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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