you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize