problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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