He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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