Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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