im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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