what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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