Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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