ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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