this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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