I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's blow job season.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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