your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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