and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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