And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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